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Mark Rolfe

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Bully Boy Tactics meets Hand Bags at Dawn. Plays with his elbows and goes down like a Granny on a frosty morning.  Gets more suspect bad injuries than anyone, a fractured arm and the Ref not even reaching for his whistle, was it a zit?  Best known for being shot with a paint ball at Neil's stag do and crying like a girl.

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Mark's Q&A

Year of birt- I can't remember that far back
Star sign - a autograph by Paul Weller
Height - 6 ft ( not 5' 11 and a half ! )
Weight - defiantly and lots of it !
Eye colour - bloodshot
Favourite drink - Jack Daniels and lots of it
Favourite foods - Jack Daniels and lots of it
Favourite holiday dest - anywhere with Jack Daniels and lots of it
Date for a day - Rachel Stevens carrying a bottle of JD
Dinner guest - Dan Brown
Fav films - Lord of the rings or anything with XXX in the tile
Fav song - Going Underground by The Jam
Nickname - Rolfeweiler
1st record - Pinky and Perky's Christmas EP
Last cd/download - Pinky and Perky's Christmas EP trance re-mix.
Question Mark would have asked - How does the Snow Plough driver get to work -
For the same reason that there is only One Monopolies Commission.

The following are the answers to the players own questions....
Pink or Brown -
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why -
Most famous person met -
Bunky's Highlight -
Bunky's Low point -
What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten (keep it clean!) -
Tits or Bums -
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had -
Abi Titmus or Jennifer Ellison -
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job -
Best personal sporting moment -
Dannii or Kylie -
Football Team supported -
Where would you like to live -
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you -
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other -

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