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Darren Johnson

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Like an Exocet missile one minute, and a girl on rag week the next. HRT has calmed him down recently, and his keeping skills have become a key cog in the BC machine.   Best known for palming the ball into his own net to loose the team the crucial points needed to clinch second in the league.

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Daz Q&A

Year of birt- 1972
Star sign - Pisces
Height - 5' 6"
Weight - Just under 12.5 stone
Eye colour - Brown
Favourite drink - Strawberry Milkshake
Favourite foods - Curry Goat w/Roaty & Salt Fish w/Bakes (fried dumplings)
Favourite holiday dest - Florida
Date for a day - as in "who I'd have with me" I'd have to say Halle Berry... she'd get it..
Dinner guest - Salma Hayek.. she'd get it too
Fav films - Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels - Directors Cut & Snatch
(can't decide between the 2.. even flicked a coin then changed me mind)
Fav song - Curtis Mayfield "Move On Up"
Nickname - Dazza
1st record - was either Hot Chocolate (can't remember the title) or David Soul "Don't give up on us baby"
(oh g's, should I  REALLY be admitting this !!)
Last cd/download - Downloaded De La Soul "The Grind Date" album through iTunes...
(big plug for iPod there.. I should do advertising)
Question Daz would have asked  -  Abi Titmus or Jennifer Ellison - Abi Titmus

The following are the answers to the players own questions....
Pink or Brown -
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why -
Most famous person met -
Bunky's Highlight -
Bunky's Low point -
What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten (keep it clean!) -
How does the snow plough driver get to work -
Tits or Bums -
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had -
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job -
Best personal sporting moment -
Dannii or Kylie -
Football Team supported -
Where would you like to live -
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you -
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other -

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