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Chris Downie

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Year of birth?  1984
Star sign?  Gemini        
Height? 6’ 2”               
Weight?  13st              
Eye colour?  Bluey Grey           
Favourite drink?  Lager
Favourite foods?  Fajitas, end of
Favourite holiday dest?  California      
Date for a day?  Kelly Brooke  
Dinner guest?   Thom Yorke
Fav films?  Goodfellas, Shawshank, Garden State        
Fav song?  Four Kicks, Kings of Leon    
Nickname? Scavenger Pigeon, Spesh, Downie   
1st record?  Richard the 3rd, Supergrass (Tune!)          
Last cd/download?  Neon Bible, Arcade Fire               
Question you would have asked?  Chinese or Curry?     
Pink or Brown? Pink
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why?  Probably Dwayne, nothing personal at all but it’s the only way I can think of tackling him.
Most famous person met?  Lee Sharpe
Bunky's Highlight? Discovering a love of Pork Scratchings / MOTM on my debut          
Bunky's Low point?  Discovering a love of pork scratchings      
How does the snow plough driver get to work? Helicopter??
T1ts or Bums? Tits
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had? Completed two triathlon type things last year, top gun in Quasar
Abi T1tmus or Jennifer Ellison? Abi all the way
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job? no comment, hi Mum
Best personal sporting moment? 5* award in school!!
Dannii or Kylie? Dannii
Football Team supported?  Coventry & Northampton     
Where would you like to live? California
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you? Leaving, Wallet, Phone or Keys anywhere and everywhere.
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other? No idea i’m afraid
Best Bunky's keeper past/present? Ben
Best Bunky's defender past/present? Justin
Best Bunky's midfielder past/present? Danny
Best Bunky's striker past/present? Sean
Most reliable Bunky? Sean
Bunky most likely to let you down? Probably me to be honest!
Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's? Boca
Bunky player who thinks he's better than he is? Rob
Bunky player who is better than he thinks? Mason
If you could change one thing Bunky's related what would it be? The surface, I keep slipping over.
Lager, bitter or c0ckail? Lager
Farting women, good or bad?  Bad       
Is it about the football or beer?  Football        
You planning on quitting next year ? Only just started, course not!
Shenley’s Craig and ref Ray, not right or just misunderstood? Not Right!!
Best Bunky’s bar snack ?(aside from the scratchins which are obvious)?  Nuts
Best impact making sub?  Dwayne
Most stylish Bunky? Errr
Best Saturday training bunky? Danny
Who do you think is the youngest and the oldest Bunky? Me and Rolfe, no offence!
What's been your favourite Bunky's strip colour? Green of course
How many seasons have you been a squad member? None
Can a girl's breasts be too big? Had a good think about this, I’m gonna say yes
Congo, Brazil or Hollywood? Hollywood
What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s website? Photos
Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’? ? No
Rugby or football? Footy
Marmite, love or hate? Love
Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates? Never me the guy I’m afraid
Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off? Yup!
The ‘A-Team’ or ‘Airwolf’? A-Team
‘Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’? Full of course
Favourite Website other than our own? I know I’m sad but facebook
Do you watch Eurovision song contest? No, no and no
Favourite car if money was no object? Aston Martin DB9
Ever kiss a man? Drunkenly on the cheek!
Worst injury? Dislocated Shoulder
Best Bunky’s goal? Robs overhead special in training
Favourite celeb? Chris Moyles
Do you listen to Radio 4? Only by accident in the car
Xbox/PS/Wii? Not really into my games
Excluding your own partner, favourite Bunky’s girlfriend/wife? Not had the pleasure yet!
MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon? Dons
Who wont Russ invite to his leaving do?


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