Question  

Answer

Year of birth? 

Star sign? 

Aries

Height? 

6' 1"

Weight? 

14 1/2 stone

Eye colour? 

Blue

Favourite drink? 

"Big Daddy Bud Light in ESPN"

Favourite foods? 

Donuts & "ESPN BBQ Ribs"

Favourite holiday dest? 

Vegas

Date for a day? 

Jo

Dinner guest? 

Hawaiian Tropic Girls

Fav films? 

Top Gun, Breakdance, Convoy, Crash

Fav song? 

Rock Me Amadeus

Nickname? 

SDF/Swampy

1st record? 

I purchased - LL Cool J, Bigger & Deffer.  That I can remember - Pinkie 'n' Perky something or another!

Last cd/download? 

Beyonce - Bday

Question you would have asked? 

Done that!

Pink or Brown?

Bobby brown

Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why?

Daz, frustrating has hell when we turns up grumpy!

Most famous person met?

Mick Skinner - Rugby bloke

Bunky's Highlight?

Player of Decade

Bunky's Low point?

Never winning the league

How does the snow plough driver get to work?

Snow chains

Tits or Bums?

Tits

Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had?

Clay Pigeon shooting trophies

Abi Titmus or Jennifer Ellison?

Abi

Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job?

Blow football tournament

Best personal sporting moment?

Scoring goals

Dannii or Kylie?

Dannii every time!!

Football Team supported?

Leeds

Where would you like to live?

California

What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you?

Fogetfulness

Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other?

Nope

Best Bunky's keeper past/present? 

Disco

Best Bunky's defender past/present? 

Gaz

Best Bunky's midfielder past/present? 

Jon

Best Bunky's striker past/present? 

Rogers

Most reliable Bunky? 

Other than me, umm, Russ

Bunky most likely to let you down?

Daz

Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's?

Boca Shenley, MK ED, MK Utd aren't bad these days either

Bunky player who thinks he's better than he is?

Rolfe & Daz

Bunky player who is better than he thinks? 

Martyn B & Steve

If you could change one thing Bunky's related what would it be? 

Every player posts their availability for matches/training in time

Lager, bitter or cocktail?

Lager

Farting women, good or bad? 

Bad

Is it about the football or beer?

Football

You planning on quitting next year ?

Nope

Shenley’s Craig and ref Ray, not right or just misunderstood?

misunderstood/not right

Best Bunky’s bar snack ?(aside from the scratchins which are obvious)?

jelly tots

Best impact making sub?

Me or Gaz

Most stylish Bunky?

Daz

Best Saturday training bunky?

Disco

Who do you think is the youngest and the oldest Bunky?

Adam & Danny

What's been your favourite Bunky's strip colour?

Green current

How many seasons have you been a squad member?

Had to check, 11

Can a girl's breasts be too big?

Yes

Congo, Brazil or Hollywood?

Hollywood

What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s website?

On Tour

Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’?

Yes, without doubt

Rugby or football?

Footy

Marmite, love or hate?

Hate

Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates?

Yes, god knows who will be my PA now?

Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off?

Nope

The ‘A-Team’ or ‘Airwolf’?

Airwolf

‘Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’?

Half Empty

Favourite Website other than our own?

eBay

Do you watch Eurovision song contest?

Nope, although I have in the past

Favourite car if money was no object?

Range Rover

Ever kiss a man?

on the cheek (face), yes.

Worst injury?

Fell out of top bunk, catching eye lid on bedside table, nearly had my eye out!

Best Bunky’s goal?

All 241 of mine, didn't want to score the pens I missed - they just didn't feel right!

Favourite celeb?

Mariah

Do you listen to Radio 4?

Nope, any good?

Xbox/PS/Wii?

None, I have an original PS.  If any I would buy an Xbox

Excluding your own partner, favourite Bunky’s girlfriend/wife?

Think we need a Players Wives section on the web before comment?

MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon?

MK Dons

Who wont Russ invite to his leaving do?

Rolfe