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Rob Herkes
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Rob, well what can you say, well that's
about it other than single handed he spent more money at
the weekend away than
the other 17 that were there put together! Well done young man.
Rob reports.....
while in Newquay we were in a static van and watched one of the knob-ends from
across light a bbq. he then place all the meat nicely next to it. for some
reason he then went inside
the van for a moment. with this, thousands of
seagulls descended on the food and in seconds all the
food was gone. the bloke
came running out, screaming and waving his arms. he then had to go to the
shop
to get some more. when he got back, he got his kid to feed the seagulls at the
end of the van
while he sorted out the bbq again. feeding seagulls was against
the campsite rules and they were
cr&pping all over our cars - so I suggested a
retaliation of breadding their van later that night.
We came back from the pub (after Martyn had been shouting at his
favourite cabaret act - Mike Norfolk) and went out, loaf of bread in hand, like
an SAS task force. we threw a few bits around
the van and on the roof. I decided
to roll up some slices in a ball and roll them along the ground so
it would
break up and spread quicker. unfortunately, being p!$$ed, I pitched a half pound
bread
bomb underarm right into the side of the van, causing a mighty boom.
lights came on and I legged it.
Martyn's reactions were about 5 seconds late and
the door opened as he ran off into the dark. we
got back in the van and noticed
these big old boys searching for the guilty parties - while we were
in tears
with laughter. we never got caught and they had gone by the next morning.
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June 2010 BC1 Player of ther Month
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Rob Food Fighting - Victoria Park, London.
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Me with the geezer who looks like Borat (Vince)
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The second time round,
how things have changed....
Year of
birth? Late
70’s
Star sign? Kofte
Height? No
much
Weight?
Much
Eye colour?
Red / Blue
Favourite drink?
Vimto
Favourite foods?
Tava Nawabi
Favourite holiday dest?
Mums
Date for a day? Faith
Nelson
Dinner guest? Roy
Keane
Fav films? Naked
Gun, Naked Gun 2 1/2, Naked Gun 33 1/3
Fav song? Take
me home united road
Nickname? Sir,
Lord, Emperor, King, Ace, Duke, Pelé
1st record? Thunderbirds
Are Go!
Last cd/download? I’ve
never met a nice South African – Spitting Image
Question you would have asked?
How much would it cost to spray you with pig poop?
Pink or Brown?
Neapolitan
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to,
who would you punch & why? All
of you for not being up to my standards
Most famous person met? Ken
Dodd’s’ Dads’ Dog
Bunky's Highlight?
Me
Bunky's Low point?
Ray
How does the snow plough driver get to work
Riding
his wife
T1ts or Bums? All
of them – in a big pool of beans
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards
/ Achievements have you had?
Wooden spoon from a It’s a Knockout
Challenge
Abi T1tmus or Jennifer Ellison? Ellison
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job?
Still a Virgin
Best personal sporting moment? It’s
about the team – not the personal moments.
Dannii or Kylie?
Neither
– too old now.
Football Team supported?
United
Where would you like to live?
Dunno
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to
you?
dropping
stuff / forgetting stuff
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other? Not
now he’s eloped
Best Bunky's keeper past/present?
Me
Best Bunky's defender past/present?
Me
Best Bunky's midfielder past/present?
Me
Best Bunky's striker past/present?
Me
Most reliable Bunky?
Me
Bunky most likely to let you down?
Mayson (that’ll
wind you up Mayson!!
J )
Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's?
BC II, BC III or BC
IV
Bunky player who thinks he's better than he is?
Swinners
J
Bunky player who is better than he thinks?
Me
If you could change one thing Bunky's related what would it
be? The
commitment from some players
Lager, bitter or c0ckail?
Lager
Farting women, good or bad?
bad
Is it about the football or beer? Both
You planning on quitting next year ? nope
Shenley’s Craig and ref Ray, not right or just
misunderstood? Rightly
misunderstood
Best Bunky’s bar snack ?(aside
from the scratchins which are obvious)?
Sushi
Best impact making sub?
Ole Gunnar Solskjær
Most stylish Bunky?
Me
Best Saturday training bunky?
Me
Who do you think is the youngest and
the oldest Bunky?
Youngest =
Danny’s lad – Oldest - Peter
What's been your favourite Bunky's strip colour?
Red
How many seasons have you been a squad member?
Can’t remember
Can a girl's breasts be too big? Nope
Congo, Brazil or Hollywood? Brazilian
What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s
website?
Mine
Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’? ? Always
has been, always will be
J
Rugby or football?
Football
Marmite, love or hate?
Love
Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates?
I thought I might –
but then again I thought I might like to watch a musical – I as
very wrong
Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off? Of
course
The ‘A-Team’ or ‘Airwolf’?
A-Team
‘Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’?
Half
Favourite Website other than our own?
B3TA.com
Do you watch Eurovision song contest?
no
Favourite car if money was no object?
Lamborghini Countach
Ever kiss a man?
Not sober
Worst injury?
Hang-nail
Best Bunky’s goal? Mine
Favourite celeb?
Leslie Neilson
Do you listen to Radio 4?
no
Xbox/PS/Wii? PS3
Excluding your own partner, favourite Bunky’s
girlfriend/wife? I
keep away from the WAGs
MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon?
AFC
Who won’t Russ invite to his leaving do?
Never did
The first time round....
Year of birth? 1977
Star sign? TAURUS
Height? 5FT 9
Weight? FLEXIBLE
Eye colour? BLUE
Favourite drink? BRANDY & COKE
Favourite foods? PASTA
Favourite holiday dest? NEWQUAY
Date for a day? FAITH FROM 'IN BED WITH FAITH'
Dinner guest? ROY KEANE
Fav films? FINDING NEMO
Fav song? REVOLVER - MOBY
Nickname? CARTHORSE
1st record? GROOVE IS IN THE HEART - DEELITE
Last cd/download? HED KANDI - TWISTED DISCO
Question you would have asked? WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD DO BUT CAN'T?
Pink or Brown? PINK
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why?
KARL - CUZ I KNOW IT'D ANNOY HIM : )
Most famous person met? LINDSAY DAWN MCKENZIE, DAMON HILL OR PETER
SCHMEICHAEL
Bunky's Highlight? WINNING THE BUNKYS FANTASY LEAGUE
Bunky's Low point? SPATE OF BUNKYS-INDUCED INJURIES
How does the snow plough driver get to work? HE HAS A DAY OFF AND CALLS
IN MR.PLOW
T1ts or Bums? TITS
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you
had? NUMEROUS FOOTBALL TROPHIES AND A BLUE PETER BADGE
Abi T1tmus or Jennifer Ellison? JENNIFER
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job? MATHS LESSON
Best personal sporting moment? NONE MEMORABLE TO BE HONEST
Dannii or Kylie? DANNII
Football Team supported? MAN UTD
Where would you like to live? BERMUDA
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you? LOADS -
MOSTLY THINGS FALLING OVER THAT I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other? SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Best Bunky's keeper past/present? ME
Best Bunky's defender past/present? ME
Best Bunky's midfielder past/present? ME
Best Bunky's striker past/present? ME
Most reliable Bunky? ME
Bunky most likely to let you down? ME
Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's? THAT ONE THAT HAVE PULLED
OUT
Bunky player who thinks he's better than he is? RICH MOSS
Bunky player who is better than he thinks? RICH MOSS
If you could change one thing Bunky's related what would it be? THAT THE
LOCK ON THE BOG AT DERBY WAS MORE SECURE
Lager, bitter or c0ckail? LAGER
Farting women, good or bad? ONLY GOOD AT THE CORRECT TIME (IN A CROWD,
DURING A SINCERE SPEECH ETC)
Is it about the football or beer? BOTH
You planning on quitting next year ? NOPE
Shenley’s Craig and ref Ray, not right or just misunderstood? WRONG UN'S
FROM THE SPECIAL SIDE OF TOWN
Best Bunky’s bar snack ?(aside from the scratchins which are obvious)?
SCAMPI FRIES
Best impact making sub? ALEX
Most stylish Bunky? ME
Best Saturday training bunky? RICH MOSS
Who do you think is the youngest and the oldest Bunky? OLDEST IS IAN,
DWAYNE AND KARL, YOUNGEST IS ADAM
What's been your favourite Bunky's strip colour? RED (NOT THAT SCUMMY
BLUE ONE!!!)
How many seasons have you been a squad member? 2ISH
Can a girl's breasts be too big? NOPE
Congo, Brazil or Hollywood? BRAZIL
What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s website? MINE
Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’? YEP - THE MINI-QUAGMUIRE
Rugby or football? FOOTBALL - RUGBY IS JUST A BUNCH OF BIG BLOKES HUGGING
EACH OTHER
Marmite, love or hate? LOVE
Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates? GLAD TO SEE THE BACK OF HIM,
HOLDING THE TEAM BACK AND GENERALLY EATING MORE THAN HIS PORTION OF SNACKS : )
Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off? PART OF MY SHIN
The ‘A-Team’ or ‘Airwolf’? A-TEAM
‘Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’? HALF OF
Favourite Website other than our own? WWW.B3TA.COM
Do you watch Eurovision song contest? NO
Favourite car if money was no object? LAMBOURGHINI COUNTACH
Ever kiss a man? PASSIONATELY? NO - DRUNK? YES
Worst injury? NUMEROUS
Best Bunky’s goal? ONLY GOT ONE I THINK
Favourite celeb? PRINCE PHILLIP
Do you listen to Radio 4? NO
Xbox/PS/Wii? NEITHER
Excluding your own partner, favourite Bunky’s girlfriend/wife? TOM'S : D
MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon? AFC
Who wont Russ invite to his leaving do? BIT LATE FOR THIS QUESTION
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