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Michael's Q&A

Year of birth - 1969
Star sign - Virgo
Height - 5' 8"
Weight - 11 stones
Eye colour - Brown
Favourite drink - Wild turkey and coke
Favourite foods - Could live off chicken and rice
Favourite holiday dest - Anywhere sunny
Date for a day - Yes, I'd be somebody's date for the day ...
Dinner guest - ... Dinner guest also
Fav films - The Matrix, The Taking of Pelham 123
Fav song - We have all the time in the world - Louis Armstrong
Nickname - Douf / Duffer
1st record - I respectively decline to answer that question for fear of self incrimination
Last cd/download - Missy Elliot
Question/Answer you would have asked - If Mr Moto laps the 1 mile Yokoto ring road at 30mph at
what speed does he need to lap the ring road a second time in order to average 60mph for the two laps?

The following are the answers to the players own questions....

Pink or Brown - Pink
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why -
The annoying git who keeps kicking the ball over the fence - well that's all of us then
Most famous person met - Sharon Davies, apparently
Bunky's Highlight - Too soon to say
Bunky's Low point - Too soon to say
What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten (keep it clean!) - Calf's brain
How does the snow plough driver get to work - Being a dedicated municipal
employee he lives on-site so all he has to do is roll out of bed each morning
Tits or Bums - Topside please
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had - Victor Ludorum c1982
Abi Titmus or Jennifer Ellison - Abi Ellison
Best personal sporting moment - Watford half-marathon 2005 - 1h 48m
Dannii or Kylie - Neither
Football Team supported - West Ham
Where would you like to live - Somewhere sunny
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you -
Other people thinking that some, or all of what I write down on questionnaires is true.
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other - In a brotherly way - just like Phil and Grant