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Martyn Buckingham

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Rob reports.....  while in Newquay we were in a static van and watched one of the knob-ends from across light a bbq. he then place all the meat nicely next to it. for some reason he then went inside the van for a moment. with this, thousands of seagulls descended on the food and in seconds all the food was gone. the bloke came running out, screaming and waving his arms. he then had to go to the shop to get some more. when he got back, he got his kid to feed the seagulls at the end of the van while he sorted out the bbq again. feeding seagulls was against the campsite rules and they were cr&pping all over our cars - so I suggested a retaliation of breadding their van later that night.

We came back from the pub (after Martyn had been shouting at his favourite cabaret act - Mike Norfolk) and went out, loaf of bread in hand, like an SAS task force. we threw a few bits around the van and on the roof. I decided to roll up some slices in a ball and roll them along the ground so it would break up and spread quicker. unfortunately, being p!$$ed, I pitched a half pound bread bomb underarm right into the side of the van, causing a mighty boom. lights came on and I legged it. Martyn's reactions were about 5 seconds late and the door opened as he ran off into the dark. we got back in the van and noticed these big old boys searching for the guilty parties - while we
were in tears with laughter. we never got caught and they had gone by the next morning.

also Martyn can't pronounce 'Mermaid' properly.

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Question..

Answer..

Year of birth?

1976

Star sign?

Leo

Height?

5' 6"

Weight?

11 Stone

Eye colour?

Blue

Favourite drink?

Guinness

Favourite foods?

Pasta, pizza

Favourite holiday dest?

Cuba

Date for a day?

Watching Liverpool at Anfield

Dinner guest?

Steven Gerrard

Fav films?

Football Factory

Fav song?

Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol

Nickname?

Tina

1st record?

Anfield Rap

Last cd/download?

N/A

Question you would have asked?

All time Fav Pro Fooball player?

Pink or Brown?

Pink

Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why?

Sean, just cos he scores so many goals

Most famous person met?

Gary Barlow (Take That)

Bunky's Highlight?

First game of the season

Bunky's Low point?

Not being available for BCIII V BCI

How does the snow plough driver get to work?

He doesn't in MK

Tits or Bums?

Tits

Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had?

Playing for Sherington FC

Abi Titmus or Jennifer Ellison?

Neither really but J.E just because she supports Liverpool

Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job?

Bedroom I Think "How boring"

Best personal sporting moment?

Scoring four goals for Sherington last season

Dannii or Kylie?

Kylie

Football Team supported?

Liverpool

Where would you like to live?

Anywhere warm

What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you?

Wind

Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other?

Yes

Best Bunky's keeper past/present?

Disco

Best Bunky's defender past/present?

Justin

Best Bunky's midfielder past/present?

Danny

Best Bunky's striker past/present?

Sean

Most reliable Bunky?

Sean

Bunky most likely to let you down?

Daz

Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's?

MK ED because there crap

Bunky player who thinks he's better than he is?

Daz

Bunky player who is better than he thinks?

Swinners

If you could change one thing Bunky's related what would it be?

We win every game

Lager, bitter or 'rolfie'tail?

Lager

Farting women, good or bad?

Bad

Is it about the football or beer?

Football 

You planning on quitting next year ?

No

Shenley’s Craig and ref Ray, not right or just misunderstood?

Not right

Best Bunky’s bar snack ?(aside from the scratchins which are obvious)?

McCoys

Best impact making sub?

Will

Most stylish Bunky?

Daz

Best Saturday training bunky?

Danny

Who do you think is the youngest and the oldest Bunky?

Youngest Adam - Oldest Rolfie

What's been your favourite Bunky's strip colour?

Red

How many seasons have you been a squad member?

Just this one

Can a girl's breasts be too big?

Yes, I only have small hands and mouth

Congo, Brazil or Hollywood?

Brazil

What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s website?

Players Pics!!

Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’?

Yes "with gloves on"

Rugby or football?

Football

Marmite, love or hate?

Hate

Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates?

Yes

Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off?

Chest

The ‘A-Team’ or ‘Airwolf’?

A-Team

‘Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’?

Half Empty

Favourite Website other than our own?

Liverpool FC

Do you watch Eurovision song contest?

No

Favourite car if money was no object?

Aston Martin DB7

Ever kiss a man?

No

Worst injury?

Being kicked in the back - Didn't play for 6 weeks

Best Bunky’s goal?

N/A

Favourite celeb?

Steven Gerrard

Do you listen to Radio 4?

No

Xbox/PS/Wii?

PS

Excluding your own partner, favourite Bunky’s girlfriend/wife?

Tammy - Rob's Bird, The only one I know

MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon?

Crazy gang - Wimbledon

Who wont Russ invite to his leaving do?

Me

 

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