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Andy Moss

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Retired goalkeeper was with Bunky's from the start and over the years developed into a rather lardy bastard (which he has lost now he's quit!).  His ability to get down to block the low ball is second to none, but the ability to get back up again afterward needed some work.  (Maybe it's because the gravitational pull on him is greater than most).  Andy was best known for taking the piss out of some guy who had just missed a pen by, I quote, 'What kind of a Wanky kick was that???'  Andy also won Turkey of the Year 1997/1998 for not knowing where the ball was, it was in fact bouncing up and down on his head after making a save.

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Andy's Q&A

Year of birth - 1967
Star sign - Pieces
Height - 6 foot
 Weight - too much – F**K Off!
Eye colour - Blue
Favourite drink - Beer
 Favourite foods - Curry
 Favourite holiday dest - Caribbean
 Date for a day - 15th June
Dinner guest - Any light eater
Fav films - Star Wars
 Fav song - Anything my 8 year old daughter DOESN’T know a modern sexy dance to !
 Nickname - lardy (or similar)
 1st record - Adam and the Ants : Stand and Deliver
Last cd/download - Don’t know how to do that !
Question Andy would have asked - Most unusual place you’ve ever had a blow job - on my ear lobe !

The following are the answers to the players own questions....
Pink or Brown -
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why -
Most famous person met -
Bunky's Highlight -
Bunky's Low point -
What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten (keep it clean!) -
How does the snow plough driver get to work -
Tits or Bums -
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had -
Abi Titmus or Jennifer Ellison -
Best personal sporting moment -
Dannii or Kylie -
Football Team supported -
Where would you like to live -
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you -
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other -

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