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With Back Page scandal in full swing at the Mighty Bunky Chollox F.C. We've recently received the following statement from the subject of many libellous accusations, Left Back Russ:

 
"It's disappointing that the press latch onto, and misrepresent just snippets of comments. Taken out of context, almost anything can be turned around and made negative."
 
He was then reported to say"I can't play football... and never want to be part of.... Bunky Chollox again!", however this reporter gained exclusive access to the full text of the statement which read:
 
"I respect my Manager, who has given me untold advice and guidance over the years. I can't play football for any other club, and never want to be part of this media hyped bickering. I'm hoping tomorrows fish and chip wrappers will see the last of it, and we can all be part of the Mighty Bunky Chollox again!"
 
He continued, "Rich has always been my cousin, and it upsets me to think that the press resort to players families to elicit harmful rumours. You can criticise my football, but leave my family out of it."
 
What's next in this spiralling chapter for the club? We know that Manager Gaz has criticised Russ for his individual team tactics, but what's been said about the secret 'substitution agreement' leaked last Saturday? Surely the Manager has to take a firm and equal stance with all his players?

Click here to read the other statements.

 


 

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