Songs for the Gaffer

Altogether now...........

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Gaffer, if you think we're on the run?
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'Cus who do you think you are kidding Mr. Gaffer, if you think old Bunky's done?

Mr. F O R B E S goes off to work at 8:21.
But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun.

So watch out Mr. Gaffer: You have met your match in us.
If you think you can push us we're afraid you've missed the bus.
'Cos who do you think you are kidding Mr. Gaffer, if you think old Bunky's done?

When courage is needed, you're never around.
Those medals you wear on your fat hairy chest
Should be there for bungling at which you are best.
So, stop that moaning
Stop that moaning
Stop that moaning
Stop that moaning
Stop that moaning
Stop that moaning
Stop that moaning
Nowwww!
Slap him
Kick him
Punch him
Whack him
Stop that whinging now.
You, silly, stop snickering, it's not worth the chance.
For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants.
And Twiglet, you invent me a thingamabob
That stops that moaner who can't even lob.
So, stop that moaner
Stop that whinger
Stop that waster
Stop that loony
Stop that nutter
Stop that crazy
Stop that Gaffer
Nowwww!
Slap him
Kick him
Punch him
Whack him
Stop that whinging now.
 

Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the Shenley players go
Comin' on to bring you The rubbish footy Show.
Makin up a mess of this
Makin up a mess of that
Lot's of fun for everyone.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Four banana, three banana, two banana, one.
All Shenley playing in their bright pink thongs.
Flippin like a pancake, poppin like a dork
Gaffer, Babyface, Prettyboy and Dwarf.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.