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Russ Forbes

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Was an up and coming star after being awarded Managers Player of the Season 1996/1997, obviously that's where it ended.  Despite that grand award he still didn't buy a blood round and hasn't to this day.  Been with Bunky's since the beginning and still searching for the ability to control the ball.  Not known for his goal scoring, including a crucial penalty miss which haunts him and his team mates to this day.  Russ's step-overs often result in the best action of the night, watching him pick his arse up off the floor, and why is there so many funny photo's of Russ in circulation? 

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Amberley and Russ on Piha Beach, New Zealand


Question.. Answer..
Year of birth? 1971
Star sign? Aries
Height? 5'9''
Weight? 13st 4lb - honest!
Eye colour? Green/Grey - these questions are a bit limp wristed!!
Favourite drink? Kronenbourg or JD
Favourite foods? Sausages / Bacon / Thai
Favourite holiday dest? Maldives
Date for a day? Kelly Brook…
Dinner guest? Sarah Cox. I think she'd be a good laugh.
Fav films? Platoon / Kill Bill
Fav song? Golden Brown
Nickname? Russ (my friends have no imagination!)
1st record? Video killed the Radio star - Buggles
Last cd/download? 80's Break dance compilation
Question you would have asked? Do you think we should push for a fourth team?
Pink or Brown? Pink then Brown
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why? Daz. 'Cos I've never had a broken skull before!
Most famous person met? Alan Shearer
Bunky's Highlight? Winning the cup - both times!
Bunky's Low point? Having my ankle broken in a cup match.
How does the snow plough driver get to work? If his job is driving the snow plough, then the question should be "How does the snow plough driver get to his snow plough?". Then it all depends upon where he's left it when clocking off the previous shift. At the end of the previous shift there would have been the similar question "How does a snow plough driver get home?". This of course depends upon the weather conditions. If it's still heavily snowing then it would make sense for him to drive the plough to his home, where it will be the following morning, easy peasy. If their's not much snow, then he can leave it at the depot and get the bus on the nicely cleared roads he's just finished ploughing, meaning he will catch the bus back to his plough the following morning. Now I know what you're thinking... what if there's not much snow at the end of his shift, but it's a white-out over night and he's stuck in the morning... at which point I introduce a mallet to your esophagus and the problem goes away.
Tits or Bums? Bums
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had? Quiting the school footy team 'cos I wasn't allowed a drink of orange juice after the match.
Abi Titmus or Jennifer Ellison? Abi
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job? Swimming pool
Best personal sporting moment? Scoring for Bunkies…both times! Far better than the 12,472 shots I've blocked.
Dannii or Kylie? Danni
Football Team supported? BC I, BC II, BC III
Where would you like to live? Hmmm… now let me think…. Orewa looks nice.
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you? Missing tackles!
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other? I think they do these days.
Best Bunky's keeper past/present? Ian of course.
Best Bunky's defender past/present? Other than me, Daz probably.
Best Bunky's midfielder past/present? Jon
Best Bunky's striker past/present? Rogers or maybe Geoff
Most reliable Bunky? Sean
Bunky most likely to let you down? Daz
Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's? MK ED - Every match can go either way!!
Bunky player who thinks he's better than he is? Rolfe
Bunky player who is better than he thinks? Steve
If you could change one thing Bunky's related what would it be? Higher attendance on Saturdays, and in the bar after.
Lager, bitter or 'rolfie'tail? Lager
Farting women, good or bad? Bad, very bad!
Is it about the football or beer? It's not mutually exclusive, but Beer edges it.
You planning on quitting next year ? Ya' know I think I might just have to. 
Shenley’s Craig and ref Ray, not right or just misunderstood? Misunderstood. They do try hard at it though.
Best Bunky’s bar snack ?(aside from the scratchins which are obvious)? Scampi fries
Best impact making sub? Rogers
Most stylish Bunky? Off the pitch… Daz. On the pitch, Rogers.
Best Saturday training bunky? Sean
Who do you think is the youngest and the oldest Bunky? Adam is youngest, Rolfe oldest.
What's been your favourite Bunky's strip colour? Red
How many seasons have you been a squad member? 13
Can a girl's breasts be too big? Not sure what you're getting at here??!!
Congo, Brazil or Hollywood? Hollywood
What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s website? On Tour page
Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’? Harsh, but fair.
Rugby or football? Football
Marmite, love or hate? Hate it! Hate it! Hate it!
Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates? No, I'm going with him!
Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off? Yes
The ‘A-Team’ or ‘Airwolf’? A-Team
‘Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’? Half Full!
Favourite Website other than our own? Google earth - not strictly a web site but it's fantastic!!
Do you watch Eurovision song contest? Not if I can help it.
Favourite car if money was no object? Aston Martin
Ever kiss a man? No
Worst injury? Broken ankle
Best Bunky’s goal? A sweet left footed outside edge side swipe at close range
Favourite celeb? I don't really care enough about them to have a favourite, but if she's pretty, classy and fit, then that would be her.
Do you listen to Radio 4? No
Xbox/PS/Wii? I keep my box, ps and wii matters private.
Excluding your own partner, favourite Bunky’s girlfriend/wife? Probably Joel's, but that's just from Rolfe's description as I've never met her.
MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon? If I absolutley had to care...Dons
Who wont Russ invite to his leaving do? Time will tell! But the person who put this question down needn't expect an invite!



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