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Richard Moss
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Rich does more running than Red Rum, less passing than a Mastermind contestant and misses more opportunities than a prostitute on pay day.  Known for his 'Oh Referee!' and whinging handbags routines.  Also well known for the game where he got the ball on target without it being a back pass. 

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Year of birth?              1971
Star sign?                     I was born under a wandering star !
Height?                        Not much
Weight?                        Not as much as Ben
Eye colour?                  Brown
Favourite drink?           Tea
Favourite foods?          Bacon Sarnie
Favourite holiday dest? Vegas
Date for a day?                        Kylie
Dinner guest?                           Graham Taylor
Fav films?                                 Oceans 11, Phonebooth and Star wars
Fav song?                                 Handbags and Gladrags – Rod Stewart or Kelly Jones
Nickname?                                Mossy
1st record?                               Beat it
Last cd/download?                   The Twang
Question you would have asked?           Is it just me, or does playing footie hurt more the older you get
Pink or Brown?                         Brown…. With a touch on pink thrown in
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why?            Mossy, just to see if he would cry
Most famous person met?          Elton John
Bunky's Highlight?                    My hat trick and Russ’s leaving weekend away
Bunky's Low point?                   Being sh1t at footie 10 years ago and being at my best 10 years ago
How does the snow plough driver get to work    Sh1t question
T1ts or Bums?                           T1ts
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had?    Last year I won the village fun run hill race
Abi T1tmus or Jennifer Ellison?   Jenny Ellison… competition
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job?     M1
Best personal sporting moment?      Watford beating Leeds at Cardiff for Premiership promotion
Dannii or Kylie?   Kylie
Football Team supported?         Watford
Where would you like to live?      Spain
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you?      Torn ligaments in left ankle
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other?    Yes, secretly they are twins separated at birth
Best Bunky's keeper past/present?     Rory
Best Bunky's defender past/present?     Gaz
Best Bunky's midfielder past/present?     Jon
Best Bunky's striker past/present?     Sean
Most reliable Bunky?       Sean
Bunky most likely to let you down?     Matty
Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's?        MK Ed
Bunky player who thinks he's better than he is?        Me
Bunky player who is better than he thinks?            Tom
If you could change one thing Bunky's related what would it be?      our results
Lager, bitter or c0ckail?           Lager
Farting women, good or bad?      Good….. but in moderation
Is it about the football or beer?           Neither, its about having fun, this covers both, but if the football has to be so serious its no longer fun, then its about the beer
You planning on quitting next year ?         not unless someone else knows something I don’t
Shenley’s Craig and ref Ray, not right or just misunderstood?         Neither, just hard work.
Best Bunky’s bar snack ?(aside from the scratchins which are obvious)?    Nachos
Best impact making sub?        Sean
Most stylish Bunky?           Rogers
Best Saturday training bunky?       Rolfie
Who do you think is the youngest and the oldest Bunky?        Chris Downie and Rolfie
What's been your favourite Bunky's strip colour?         Original Red and White
How many seasons have you been a squad member?         All of them, I think that’s 14
Can a girl's breasts be too big?        Nope !!!!!!!
Congo, Brazil or Hollywood?            Hollywood all the way baby ….yeah !
What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s website?           Stats…..other than forum, its all I ever look at
Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’? ?    without doubt
Rugby or football?     footy
Marmite, love or hate?       Hate….should be licensed and sold in specialist dark suspicious clubs and bars only, for the discerning gents amongst us
Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates?     A bit
Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off?    I often shave my arse…..prevents cling-ons
The ‘A-Team’ or ‘Airwolf’?     A-Team
‘Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’?      Half Empty
Favourite Website other than our own?
Do you watch Eurovision song contest?      no
Favourite car if money was no object?     BMW 6 floppy top
Ever kiss a man?    no
Worst injury?        Ripped achilles
Best Bunky’s goal?        Against bunkys last year.
Favourite celeb?         Ricky Gervais
Do you listen to Radio 4?        no
Xbox/PS/Wii?       I own a PS2, but it’s a bit behind the times, and I’ve never played the on any of the others. Does that make me old…. Or do I just simply have a life ?
Excluding your own partner, favourite Bunky’s girlfriend/wife?       It was Matty’s, but the daft sod has dumped her.
MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon?    Mk Dons
Who won’t Russ invite to his leaving do?       He will invite anyone, he needs as many people as possible to help fund the damn thing. My mums coming.


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