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Richard Armstrong

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Raised in country stables near Epping Forest, his mother gave him up to the little fellows looking after all the horses. When he's in trouble, rather than calling out "Mummy!!" he can be heard screaming "Jockey!!...JOCKEY!!!". Best known for playing the best game of his life when on loan to a team we were playing against.

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Richy's Q&A

Year of birt- 1972
Star sign - Taurus
Height - 5' 9"
Weight - Too much
Eye colour - Green
Favourite drink - Diet Coke
Favourite foods - Indian
Favourite holiday dest - Las Vegas/Blackpool
Date for a day - Belinda Carlisle
Dinner guest - Bunky Chollox FC squad
Fav films - Escape to Victory
Fav song - American Pie - Don McClean
Nickname - Richy Arm
1st record -
Bang on the Drum - Play School Album (Big Ted, Little Ted Etc)
Last cd/download -
Robbie Williams Greatest Hits / Haven't got a PC !!
Question Rich would have asked  -  
Outside Bunky Chollox FC Wot other Sporting Awards /
Achievements have you had - No answer

The following are the answers to the players own questions....
Pink or Brown - Pink
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why -
WHOEVER IT WAS WHO DECIDED TO MOVE MY STUFF OUT OF MY ROOM AT THE BUNKY'S
WEEKEND AWAY TO ANOTHER ROOM

Most famous person met - Joe Pasquale
Bunky's Highlight - Winning Div 2 player of season
Bunky's Low point - Conceding 8 goals against Athletico
What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten (keep it clean!) - Salad
How does the snow plough driver get to work - Lift on milk float
Tits or Bums - Tits
Abi Titmus or Jennifer Ellison - Abi
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job - Under central pier Blackpool
Best personal sporting moment - Luton Town winning league cup
Dannii or Kylie - Dannii
Football Team supported - Luton Town
Where would you like to live - Las Vegas
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you -
letting goals in
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other - Yes, all Bunky's players love each other.
 

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