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Michael Swinburn

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Year of birth?                          1986       
Star sign?                               Gemini   
Height?                                   6.4
Weight?                                  15.8St  
Eye colour?                             Brown
Favourite drink?                      Stella
Favourite foods?                     Indian
Favourite holiday dest?           Cyprus
Date for a day?                       Megan Fox 
Dinner guest?                          Russell Brand
Fav films?                               ConAir 
Fav song?                                Bon Jovi – Livin on a prayer  
Nickname?                               Swinners, Swinterburn, Captain  
1st record?                              Michael Jackson   
Last cd/download?                   Oasis – Greatest Hits
Pink or Brown?                         Pink
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why?             Adam – He is always late
Most famous person met?         Steve Brown – Wycombe & Cobblers Legend  
Bunky's Highlight?                   Everything 
Bunky's Low point?                    Don’t have low points
T1ts or Bums?                            Bums
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had?     To many to put down
Abi T1tmus or Jennifer Ellison?          Jennifer Ellison
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job?      In a mini bus
Best personal sporting moment?           Winning the League with Delapre
Dannii or Kylie?                                   Dannii
Football Team supported?                   Aston Villa
Where would you like to live?              Cyprus
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you?       Turning on my ankle, while on a flat path???
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other?           Yes
Best Bunky's keeper past/present?                  Disco
Best Bunky's defender past/present?              Justin
Best Bunky's midfielder past/present?            Danny
Best Bunky's striker past/present?                  Sean
Most reliable Bunky?                                       Mason – always 100%
Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's?      Boca 
Lager, bitter or c0ckail?                     Lager
Farting women, good or bad?               Bad
Is it about the football or beer?         Football       
Best impact making sub?                      Mason
Most stylish Bunky?                            Chris – always touching his hair
Best Saturday training bunky?            Sean
Who do you think is the youngest and the oldest Bunky?  JJ & Karl      
Can a girl's breasts be too big?         Yes
Congo, Brazil or Hollywood?             Brazil
What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s website?         Stats  
Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’? ?                 Yes
Rugby or football?      Football
Marmite, love or hate?     Love  
Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates?      Yes
Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off?     No
'Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’?       Half Full
Favourite Website other than our own?     Sky Sports  
Favourite car if money was no object?      Audi R8
Worst injury?     Splinter in my leg – had to cut it out as it was 4inches long!!!    
Best Bunky’s goal?                   All toe pokes
Favourite celeb?                      Frankie Boyle
Do you listen to Radio 4?         No
Xbox/PS/Wii?                        Wii

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