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Jon de Fraine

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Jon was the first universal player that Bunky's had.  One week he would use his feet and guide the ball up the front end and then the next he would use his hands to guide someone's ball up the rear end.  He has since relinquished goal keeper duties concentrating on goal scoring.  Most known for being really crap in goal one game and still scoring twice! 

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Jon Q&A

Year of birt- 1974
Star sign - Aquarius/Pieces (on the casp)
Height - 6' 3"
Weight - 105 Kilos
Eye colour - Blue
Favourite drink - Vodka Soda
Favourite foods - Japanese
Favourite holiday dest - Vegas (then MK :-)  )
Date for a day - JLO
Dinner guest - after JLO, Heidi Klum (yummy mummy)
Fav films - State of Grace
Fav song - At the mo, Heather Headley - He Is or U2 - With or Without you
Nickname - J / JJ / Richie / JD
1st record - Not sure, Frog Song maybe
Last cd/download - Heather Headley / This is who I am - Joey
Question Jon would have asked  -  Last Book / Next Book - The da Vinci code /
How to make love like a porn star (Jenna Jameson autobiography)

Question Jon would have asked - Most Famous Person you have met - Anna Kournikova

The following are the answers to the players own questions....
Pink or Brown - Pink, I always thought pink was worth more points ! (In Snooker)
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why -
Do I have to .... how about a slap ? I'd slap Matty as he's still young and wouldn't bruise easily, as he's a laugh !
Bunky's Highlight - Scoring in the Bunky's Cup final to win the Cup / Scoring 4 in a game
Bunky's Low point - August 24th, 2004
What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten (keep it clean!) - Camel
How does the snow plough driver get to work - In his snow plough ... Dooh !
Tits or Bums - Bum
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had -
Ranked in top 100 in the country at waterskiing / various trophies and wins at that
Abi Titmus or Jennifer Ellison - Seen the video, she isn't all that ... so Jen it is
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job - on my knob ... ok, driving down the H6 !
Best personal sporting moment - Goal in cup final
Dannii or Kylie - Both ? Might be a bit weird them kissing each other as they are sisters,
so if I HAD to choose one ... Danni

Football Team supported - Leeds / Bunky's / Dubai FC
Where would you like to live - California, Redondo Beach ... or New York. (although .. Dubai isn't bad)
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you - Loosing a contact lens !
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other - think it's a love 'hate' relationship :-)

Best Bunky's keeper past/present?


Best Bunky's defender past/present?


Best Bunky's midfielder past/present?


Best Bunky's striker past/present?


Most reliable Bunky?


Bunky most likely to let you down?


Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's?

Did always like SMC 

Bunky player who thinks he's better than he is?


Bunky player who is better than he thinks?


If you could change one thing Bunky's related what would it be?

They played in Dubai

Lager, bitter or 'rolfie'tail?

Larger …

Farting women, good or bad?

Do they smell ?

Is it about the football or beer?

Beer, with a football chaser

You planning on quitting next year ?

Quitting what ?

Shenley’s Craig and ref Ray, not right or just misunderstood?

Not right …. In a big way

Best Bunky’s bar snack ?(aside from the scratchins which are obvious)?

Bacon Fries (Ummmm Bacon !)

Best impact making sub?

USS Newport

Most stylish Bunky?

On the pitch .... Rogers

Best Saturday training bunky?


Who do you think is the youngest and the oldest Bunky?

Rolfe is the vet … Adam is the pup ?

What's been your favourite Bunky's strip colour?

Wandoo Nike Red

How many seasons have you been a squad member?

Started playing in 1995, left for Dubai after the 2003-04 season

Can a girl's breasts be too big?

Yes, Dolly Parton … too big !

Congo, Brazil or Hollywood?

Hollywood baby !

What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s website?

On tour

Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’?

Without a doubt .. Can't believe that you asked it's that obvious

Rugby or football?


Marmite, love or hate?

Hate … although I do like Twiglets

Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates?

Personally … I won’t actually notice that he has gone !

Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off?


The ‘A-Team’ or ‘Airwolf’?

Airwolf … always liked Helicopters

‘Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’?

Half Full

Favourite Website other than our own? ….. My own !!

Do you watch Eurovision song contest?


Favourite car if money was no object?

Always wanted a 911

Ever kiss a man?

Lips no … cheeks yes (it's the polite thing here to some nationalities)

Worst injury?

Ankle many times

Best Bunky’s goal?

Mine in the Cup Final Win

Favourite celeb?

See date for a day

Do you listen to Radio 4?

Can't get it here … so no



Excluding your own partner, favourite Bunky’s girlfriend/wife?

I'll take the 5th 

MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon?


Who wont Russ invite to his leaving do?

Not a scooby !

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