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Joel Ibbotson

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New for 2006/2007, details on Joel to follow.....

Year of birth?  Later than most of the team 1976
Star sign?         Gemini
Height?            5, 11    
Weight?            11.5 stone?????
Eye colour?      Crystal blue
Favourite drink? Vinto 
Favourite foods? Steak & Chips           
Favourite holiday dest? Anywhere with the sun, a nice pool & cheap alcohol     
Date for a day? Kylie, Kate moss & Liz Hurley (when she was younger)
Dinner guest?   All of the above
Fav films?         Seven
Fav song?         Too many to mention – the beatles tend to land in the top ten a few times
Nickname?        N/A
1st record?       The Doors
Last cd/download? Radio One live lounge                     
Question you would have asked?          
Pink or Brown? Pink
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why? – N/A
Most famous person met?         
Bunky's Highlight? – Not experienced any yet  
Bunky's Low point? – Too many to mention        
How does the snow plough driver get to work – his wife pushes him in a wheel barrow how else doe’s a man get to work in the snow
T1ts or Bums? Both
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had? Played footballs in my youth on the same pitch as Alan Shearer, the Neville brothers, Sheedey & Chris Sutton (charity game) also played for Jim Bowen at Morecombe FC 
Abi T1tmus or Jennifer Ellison? Flexible or dirty tough choice
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job? –
Best personal sporting moment? Portugal 2004 & Champions League final in Paris
Dannii or Kylie?  - a three some would be nice
Football Team supported?         Bolton Wanderers FC – pride of the north
Where would you like to live?  By the sea
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you?  Always late for the important things
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other?  Better ask them
Best Bunky's keeper past/present? Disco
Best Bunky's defender past/present? Rolfie
Best Bunky's midfielder past/present? -
Best Bunky's striker past/present?
Most reliable Bunky? Sean
Bunky most likely to let you down? ME
Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's? None
Bunky player who thinks he's better than he is? Me
Bunky player who is better than he thinks? N/A
If you could change one thing Bunky's related what would it be? Saturdays at 12.00
Lager, bitter or c0ckail?           Larger
Farting women, good or bad?   
Is it about the football or beer?          
You planning on quitting next year ?
Shenley’s Craig and ref Ray, not right or just misunderstood?
Best Bunky’s bar snack ?(aside from the scratchins which are obvious)?
Best impact making sub?
Most stylish Bunky?
Best Saturday training bunky?
Who do you think is the youngest and the oldest Bunky?
What's been your favourite Bunky's strip colour?
How many seasons have you been a squad member?
Can a girl's breasts be too big?
Congo, Brazil or Hollywood?
What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s website?
Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’? ?
Rugby or football?
Marmite, love or hate?
Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates?
Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off?
The ‘A-Team’ or ‘Airwolf’?
‘Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’?
Favourite Website other than our own?
Do you watch Eurovision song contest?
Favourite car if money was no object?
Ever kiss a man?
Worst injury?
Best Bunky’s goal?
Favourite celeb?
Do you listen to Radio 4?
Excluding your own partner, favourite Bunky’s girlfriend/wife?
MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon?
Who wont Russ invite to his leaving do?

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