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Ian Baldwin

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Terrier on the pitch, vocal off the pitch...until his real mates turn up, then he's off!! Shame his knee turned to jelly, would have been nice with some ice cream. Known for not sitting and having a drink at the same table as the rest of the team.

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Ian's Q&A

Year of birt- 1971 (6th March address for sending cards and presents available on request)
Star sign - Pisces
Height - five foot and six and a half inches in my bare feet
Weight - Just right for my height according to my doctor
Eye colour - Blue
Favourite drink - Iced coffee
Favourite foods - God I love food, how could I possibly pick just one? Ok, Cheeseburgers
Favourite holiday dest - Lyme Regis, Dorset
Date for a day - Jamelia
Dinner guest - I would say Thiery Henry but hes far too sophisticated and wonderful
to be subjected to my cheeseburgers and even cheesier chat. Therefore Ill go for Peter Kay.

Fav films - The Deer Hunter
Fav song - Ashes to Ashes by David Bowie
Nickname - None really now, but have been called ; Baldrick, Baldy, Spike, Danny,
Alfie and Little E among other things

1st record - Union of the Snake by Duran Duran
Last cd/download - Xmas CDs received ; Aha Shake Heartbreak by Kings of Leon, Hot Fuss by The Killers
and Kylies Greatist Hits.  No downloads attempted as yet.

Question Ian would have asked  -
Football Team Supported  Arsenal

The following are the answers to the players own questions....
Pink or Brown -
Pink (Although Blue is actually my favourite colour!)
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why -
Neil, cause hes naturally cushioned so I wouldnt break my knuckles
Most famous person met -
Tony Adams
Bunky's Highlight -
Scoring a brace in a 3-1 win
Bunky's Low point -
Snapping my cruciate ligament against MKED
What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten (keep it clean!) -
Squirrel soup (in Russia)
How does the snow plough driver get to work -
In his snow plough (he keeps it at home in his garage)
Tits or Bums -
Tits, but hopefully Ill never have to sacrifice one for the other
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had -
League & cup winners various seasons with MK City Youth
Abi Titmus or Jennifer Ellison -
Abi Titmus
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job -
No comment
Best personal sporting moment -
Eagle two on the par four 8th at the Windmill
Dannii or Kylie -
Kylie
Where would you like to live -
Tahiti
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you -
Crashing into garage doors when I park on our driveway
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other -
If Jus answered Rolfies house & Rolfie answered Justins house to the question I refused to answer then probably yes
 

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