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Ben Tranter

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Outstanding ability to fight the laws of physics, he laughs at the intricacies of Inertia by getting his frame swiftly around the pitch, all the while hoping that last fag won't collapse one of his lungs. Behold...a true physical marvel! Memorable moment, voting for Daz for looking 'cool' in the goal, when another player scored his first goal in 8 years.

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Year of birth? 1973
Star sign?
5 foot 9 inches
14 1/2 stone (yeah yeah, an increase from last time!)
Eye colour?
Favourite drink?
Vintage Champagne (also an increase from last time!)
Favourite foods?
Alaskan Snow Crab
Favourite holiday dest?
Canada - Whistler or Tremblant
Date for a day?
Avril Lavigne
Dinner guest?
Bruce Dickinson
Fav films?
Airplane, The Big Lebowski & Anchorman
Fav song?
Motorcycle Emptiness - Manic Street Preachers
Tran / Tranny / Benaldo / Benjy
1st record?
"This Time" - England 1982 World Cup Squad - click here to listen again to this great track!
Last cd/download?
Click here
Question you would have asked?
Pink or Brown?
Either / Or!
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch & why?
Still Joel
Most famous person met?
Stuart Hall
Bunky's Highlight?
Being promised "a shit load" of Hollands meat & potato pies
Bunky's Low point?
Not getting "a shit load" of Hollands meat & potato pies - nearly punched Joel!
How does the snow plough driver get to work?
Boring but true: the snow plough is kept in an accessible area, usually below the snowline, so it's an easy commute!
T1ts or Bums?
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you had?
Driver of the day - Palmersport
Abi T1tmus or Jennifer Ellison?
Neither - both slappers
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job?
Indian Restaurant - I wish this one would change for each edition though!
Best personal sporting moment?
Pissing in the communal bath in the England Home Dressing Room at Wembley before our rival team got in!
Dannii or Kylie?
Football Team supported?
The Mighty Leeds United
Where would you like to live?
By the sea
What's the most frequent occurring mishap tha
Best Bunky's keeper past/present?
Best Bunky's defender past/present?
Best Bunky's midfielder past/present?
Best Bunky's striker past/present?
Most reliable Bunky?
Bunky most likely to let you down?
Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's?
Boca - tough to play against, entertaining to watch - for many reasons!
Bunky player who thinks he's better than he is?
Bunky player who is better than he thinks?
If you could change one thing Bunky's related what would it be?
More buy in from everyone - a core few handle all the workload
Lager, bitter or c0ckail?
Farting women, good or bad?
Is it about the football or beer?
Football, until the bar
You planning on quitting next year ?
Shenley’s Craig and ref Ray, not right or just misunderstood?
Not right
Best Bunky’s bar snack ?(aside from the scratchins which are obvious)?
Scampi Fries
Best impact making sub?
Most stylish Bunky?
Best Saturday training bunky?
Who do you think is the youngest and the oldest Bunky?
Adam / Neil mentally he's retired
What's been your favourite Bunky's strip colour?
Gold & black
How many seasons have you been a squad member?
7 playing, 10 total
Can a girl's breasts be too big?
Congo, Brazil or Hollywood?
What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s website?
On tour / photo of the year
Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’?
Rugby or football?
Marmite, love or hate?
Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates?
Russ who?
Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off?
The ‘A-Team’ or ‘Airwolf’?
‘Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’?
Half full
Favourite Website other than our own?
Do you watch Eurovision song contest?
Favourite car if money was no object?
Ford GT40
Ever kiss a man?
Worst injury?
Sinus Tarsi Syndrome - still got it after 6 years & countless injections / treatments
Best Bunky’s goal?
The one on the left as you run onto the pitch
Favourite celeb?
Peter Kay
Do you listen to Radio 4?
Excluding your own partner, favourite Bunky’s girlfriend/wife?
MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon?
MK Dons all the way
Who wont Russ invite to his leaving do?
Who is this Russ you keep going on about?

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